Monkey's Ass

I was about to start my entry for today when suddenly i felt my face was steaming hot, slowly goes to my ears.

I felt strange. It was the feeling like when the alcohol started to enter my blood and took its effect. But i never had any drinks. I felt things were wrong. I take a look at myself from the mirror. It was only less than 30 secs after i sensed something amiss. And guess what my face was already as red as a monkey's ass by then.

GOSH!!

I dun know what happen. It just turn red, and then the smell of alcohol came into the pic and so much so real that my mouth had the taste of after-drinking-alcohol.

OR, maybe that was why my face turned so red. (ya for ppl who knows me, drinking a little bit of alochol is enough for u to see a nicer monkey's ass.)

So, sun nu, now u know how much i dread alcohol drinks. so dun make me drink anymore. thanks. haha :p


Luckily, such weird thing happen else there isn't anything much for me to post

my parents are lifeless

ahh.. sianz.. my parents are so lifeless though it's a weekend

i was craving for nice and tasty food just now and asked them did they want to eat and have pizza for supper?

they replied "go cook instant noodle" -.-" and added on if u want, u order lor

i was so disappointed lah, it was quite late lor and hwo can i eat so much before i sleep? sianz.... ok never mind.. maybe it's a problem of mine..

i dun know how many of you watch the audition of SI 2006 and i got a link that u all might want to watch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTE7fCEjsEY&search=singapore%20idol and if anyone of you have links to other video, pls let me know.


Mother was scolding the daughter, "I don't like the guy you are going out with. He is too dumb."
No, momma," she said,
"He is going to be a doctor and he has already cured me of that illness that I used to have every month!"

Whoever first said that "A dog is man's best friend had obviously never seen a pussy before."

shag and shag and shagged

Woke up with a feeling of tiredness in me though i slept at 11.30 last nite till 9 am the next day. Went to NP for a game of soccer. thought might have a chance to saw my sun nu, yingjia. but.. nope.. too bad..

met up with Jianhao whom he called for soccer for a couple of weeks and finally here, i went. Hmm, it was different from completing 2.4 and playing soccer. It's been years since i played soccer. terrible match fitness, so tiring for me. my lungs are desperately catching for more oxygen for my heart and brain



Guess the time
If you can't, use the shadow as a guideline

Went home and bought lunch for my mom. ate it and went for haircut. damn i think my hair grew quite fast, it wasn't long time ago when i went for haircut.

Went out with my sun nu to west mall to catch Da Vinci Code and under the recommendation of the staff, we got a tix for a couple seat. haha.. how strange these ppl can think.

A guy and A gal = Couple

But it's all right. We did not take it too hard. Movie-wise, i left it to my sun nu to talk about. lazy to blog more.. in fact, i'm struggling to keep awake as i'm writing.

a couple of shots here:



and



Beauty and the "Beast" haha

ok.. we moved on to Al-ameen next for our dinner where i ordered 2 plain, 1 cheese , 1 egg pratas and a cup of MILO DINOSAUR.

Yingjia - mad and i finished it. Hope you will be able to finish the next time when we go there



Ain't she sweet? - Like granddaughter, Like grandfather! haha

ok.. bullshit



My heavy dinner


Ok OK.. i can't tolerate it anymore. My brain is practically dead and i have to stop now..

Had a good day today.

cya all

Computer

today's entry is slightly about more useful stuff.

though i'm not a computer expert, but i would like to share some information with all of you and hopefully all of you are able to prevent it instead of solving the problem when it is there.

Virus/Worms

Everyone scared of this. Modern virus are able to do anything from nothing to destroying ur content in ur computer. They are able to hide it from the anti virus program.

So the qns is, how to prevent it?

Source

Internet. Email. Instant Chat Software -> MSN Messenger, Yahoo! IM.

Prevention/Cure

1.) To install an anti-virus software and update it frequently.
2.) If the email received contained attachment with the format looks suspicious. Do not open. Check it out with your friend. Do not open it especially when the sender isn't someone you know.
3.)Do not install thing that you were told to do. You might never know what it will do to your computer. Unless it's from some big and DECENT company like, Microsoft; Macromedia, etc.
4.)There was a period whereby virus are passed on through instant chat messenger. I didn't got it because i know the problem. If you all still remember the pattern, the virus was passed on in this way.

Heya, ... etc, etc. (Talk like a punk from US)
then a file was added in and about to send to you
then
in a few seconds, a very long sentence was typed out.

Now, it's good to think. Did your friend chatting pattern is like that (talk like a punk from US)?and who can typed a very long sentence in a few seconds. Therefore, you have a very good reason to suspect. but the bottom line is to OUTWIT the virus by looking out on things like: pattern of the sender.

Spywares

Getting common and common. It affected your computer from the range of "nothing" to "null your operations"

Source

Internet. E-forms

Prevention/Cures

For this, it would be recommended to adopt a Prevention method rather than Cure.
Download spybot or contact me for more software.
Again, do not download/install anything that you are unsure of as it will really giving a chance for them to cyber-attack your computer.

well. all in all, it's to be careful and to think cleverly and it will go a long way to protect yours and your friends & family computers.

Dedicated to friends, everyone and Jenyin

a link that i think all you needs it
http://www.download.com/Spyware-Horror-Stories/1200-2023_4-5161561.html?tag=readmore
and read the whole page for better understanding.

Damn long entry... sorry ya

and have fun, my sun nu, in camp.

Feast

Farewell lunch at my workplace.. :'( and we'll be moving to PA at 2nd June

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Stepped into the place since 1997 and i'm stepping every year w/o fail and never i realise that my NS had to be there too.. aww.. well... no choice

i wonder will i ever get a long-service award? haha.. since i joined NPCC (which is under SPF) at 1997 and i ORD on Sept 2007. and that made me serve 10 years in the Service.
Muahaha, then i will be the ever 1st NS guy to be awarded such an (daydreaming) award.



F:OO:D



Lunch

A link for bored people
http://members.iinet.net.au/~pontipak/redsquare.html

New Inclusion today:
Eason Chan - K ge zhi wang

Ladder 49 - DVD
Spanglish - DVD
Sphere - DVD

And if u think i spent nearly 100+ on 3 DVDs, then u are you wrong. I spent only $28 on these DVDs

know the diff now?

What's the difference between biology and sociology?

When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology.

When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.

do u understand?

"Your secretary said publicly that you have a small penis,
would you comment on this?

"The truth is that she has a big mouth!"
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All right for me, i text a bit with my 3rd daughter today whom i didn't contact for years. :) and it's good to hear her, and she's doing fine currently

these 1 month or so, i felt a bit cheerful, most prob was due to the fact that i chatted with ying jia and madeline over sms and msn. It's hard to describe why i feel happy when i chatted with them. The feeling was there whenever we chat.

and oh, i am not making both of them feeling happy, etc.. in fact, i appreciated their time taken and of course the laughter shared.
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New Inclusion this week:

Wang Lee Hom - Yi Shou jian Dan De Ge
The Pussycat Dolls - Beep
50 cent - Just a lil bit
50 cent - In Da club
Tata Young - Sexy, naughty, Bitchy

dun have any suitable title to think of..

start the day with my mother to go wet market and breakfast, ha ha.. didn't being such a nice son for a long time. (this isn't something proud)

Had breakfast with my parents and went out shortly to Sun Tian's house with Raq, Lekmeng and Kaixiang to have our gathering-cum-board game. i think settlers' club will soon close down. haha, opps, SOMEONE actually just become their member. *cross finger*

I think i still hasn't recover the fatigue from the ex. i dozed off while Kaixiang was reading through the manual. i didn't know how long i slept but still i felt tired after i woke up.



game layout



played with 4 dices



the gang



lastly, including me! and i think the space on the left can be a good wallpaper for YOUR computer. so put and set as it now! :p

passed by a fast food resturant



dedicate this pic to sun nu... so.. madeline when will u treat me to KFC after i take this signboard for you?! hehe~

shagged~

was called up for an overnight ex. on fri late evening, despite this, i went to work on fri morning. worked for half-day.

Thought could catch some sleep, but didn't. because by the time i returned home, had lunch and mettle in some housework, it is like only less than hr. so no pt.

Went to report for presence then down to our holding area at the Ex. where we were briefed of what we are going to do

I think i must be lucky in SPF lahz.. Coz the food that we consume is better than SAF ppl. so take a look



dinner - 1st time that i finished my rice first than all the side orders



breakfast

well, well, at least we don't need to consume combat rations :p

our job scope was changed 2 times. and i was to carry a 6-kg manpack. man, it's quite heavy for everyone of us though we were still able to carry it.

and of course, ex. nothing much to mention about. so there's nothing to mention. It's an overnight ex. and everyone who were involved were pretty shagged

was suppose to have lunch with Germaine but sorry! too tired. Slept all the way from 10 am to 5.30 pm.

haha.. my tagboard

ok.. these 2 days, i had 3 big pimples coming out.. sigh.. this is the last ever thing that i wanted.
to me.. it's a headache.

and i feel so crippled for not being able to reply in my tagboard. and it's really weird. my sun nu can tag while the next min i can't. but as a min gone by, she can tag again. and worst still it seemed like my tagboard accepted females tagger.. -.-"

alrite. today's kinda busy.. attended briefing and i'll not be home tomolo nite .. been busy these few days..

ahhh.. tomolo working also.

"tmw last day of work, Clearing leave. Going to start nursing the Puppies" -> my overstudy's msn nick.. haha. i'm left alone on next mon onwards!!

damn weather is hot. hopefully everyone take good care of urself.
Hmm, i didn't hear from my 3rd daug for months. :(

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A prostitute goes to deposit a $100 bill in a bank.

The teller says, "Sorry, madam, this note is a fake."

"Oh no!" exclaimed the prostitute, "I have been raped!"

Call me Bob, James Bob

Darn it. i can't tag at my tagboard. It's prettty weird why i can't do so whereas other readers were able to do. maybe i didn't show enough TLC (Tender Loving Care) to it.

alrite, i know the title is a crap. but still, i have to do some advertising for my cousin whose latest movie will be releasing soon. the title of the movie is Casino Royale. so be sure to catch the movies

007 - James Bond
770 - James Bob

the preview

hmm.. found a link and i think all of you will like it.

http://www.youtube.com/results?search=hard+gay+razor+ramon+english&search_type=search_videos&search=Search

Hoo~~!!

Lie With Me

Office Politics 1:

whenever i read a newspaper on an articale reporting that a particular company raising their charge on consumer, i felt so amused by their reason.

Reason: We haven't been raising the price on our consumer for the past 2 years, so it's time we do it now.

Remarks: OMG, i can't believe the reason to raise the price is because they didn't do it for the past 2 years and not because the cost of production was raised. So weird.


Office Politics 2:

Some of us worked part-time in office environemtn before and sometimes we might hear that the higher management ppl ordered down that a cut-down of cost would be implemented.

Things like email software will be taken away, some computers are not wired up with internet. cut down of usage of papers, and i feel it's so absurd when higher management staff's bonus or rewards are to have car(s) which cost 5-digit or even 6-digit of money.

But have you consider why? Because the people making the decision are from the higher management level and these are the ppl who reward themselves with cars, etc. So, tell me who will be so stupid to close those doors ??

And yes.. i'm mocking at those people




Dedicated this photo to Yingjia! sun nu.. very happy mah?


Who will be free to watch Lie With Me with me maybe on this week or next week?

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Mother's Day

Eve of Mother's day, i had dinner with Germaine at lot one. She was doing her last-min shopping for her mother's day gift. Just after we parted, i realised that i didn't have any gift for my mother!! Argh! Unfilial son. So i made an u-turn to lot one and started to source for one at around 8+ pm. Time is running out.

I remembered my mum told me that she liked carnation, so i headed down to B1 for florist shop. As i was looking for it, i realised that i didn't know how carnation looks like! OMG! luckily, at this time, a person who was beside me happen to look for carnation. so i was kinda like Mr Bean. the rest u all go and imagine how i looked like :p

ok. bought the things. get a big plastic bag, enough to hide the 2 items. To make sure that my intention was covered, i slotted the plastic bag into my room through my room windows. ahh.. that's the wonder of living on the 1st floor haha



The 2 items



Teddy Bear

Presented those to my mum during dinner at home. Hmm, she said nothing. no reaction :(

But little did my bro and i realised we actually bought the same kind of artifical carnation and it was put at the living room:



Bro's on the left, mine on the right.

hehe, sweet isn't it? :p

Why?

Do u all know what the thing(s) i most hate in myself?

I'm not good at expressing my emotion, should it be directly and or indirectly.

Should it be building friendship, maintaining one.. or even disposing of one.

and maybe that explains why female friend of mine, i think , are kinda avoiding me. why? i wish to know too
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I received a letter from HomeTeamNS informing that i won in a lucky draw and wanted me to submit a size no. of my shoe to them. ehh.. lucky ah

and received a letter from SMU telling me that i am not good enough for their sch though they put it in a nice way.

We dun wanna associate any poor student with us - Peng Weida (2006)
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I had an empathic 2 short relationships, yet it was something the best in my life.

The 1st encounter - I liked her when we were in sec 3. She showed her willinglyness to improve her results, her intelligence, her inner and external beauty. She had everything i like. Though i dun like gal smoking, but i put that aside. Maybe i knew all the good thing before i gotta know her that she smoke.

I was like a some shy guy who wanna know more about her, get closer to her. Everytime, without her knowing, i will turn my head and admire her and will dazzle on her way of talking, writing - in fact, anything she did.

Come sec 4. She was sitting even near to me. ok, 4 tables from me, better than 8 tables when in sec 3. Same thing as what i did - admire her, as usual. This time round, i'm getting nearer and nearer to her. Her relationship with her then-bf, who happened to be my pri sch mate, was rocky. Hmm, The 1st time that i took photo with her, was also one of the happiest day too. She had her hand over my shoulder and i remembered it was the day of racial harmony Celebration.

I dun know how we went along. so on the night of 1st Aug 2000, 9.00.51 pm, she answered to my qns: to be my gf. I couldn't believe what my ears heard. Maybe it was something that i never came across, therefore i find it hard to believe. I was, then, extremely happy and joyful.

But the same me, was feeling shy. Didn't react well like a bf. Hmm...... sometimes i wish that i can be more expressive. So, 2 weeks later, we were off to friends. and we still acknowledge that we are friends now.

The 2nd encounter - I gotta know her through her sis when i was in sec 5. I forgot the way we knew each other. All i know is that i found her very caring, very thoughtful, cheerful, active. kinda like me in some way. I found myself attracted to her characters. She is 4 years younger than me. It was 8th Aug 2001, 10.10 am when we were together.

I forgot those days before we were together, but i will never forget the days after we were together. She waited for me in school after her lessons, and vice versa. I never came across such committment for The 1st encounter though it's something small and easy thing to do. When we were in Ferris Wheel. etc..

One of the recess for upper sec, i saw her walking towards to our school parade square, tailing Principal. Immediately, i felt bad things gonna happen. I don't know what was the principal doing.

I was hurt and i am hurt as i'm writing this. The principal was talking to her. Though i dun know what he told her, my 6th sense was telling me it's about me and her. She shouldn't be treated this way. She's fragile, She's young then. I didn't say anything about this to her and she didn't tell me anything about this.

We were off 2 weeks from the start. I broke down. It was terrible. Call me a weak guy if u all want. It took me quite a long time for me to forget. And i was like a living zombie living in my world before O level preparation took over my soul.

Dog

A woman gave birth to six babies and on seeing this

she got off the hospital bed, slapped her husband and shouted:

"I told you not to do it doggy style!"

erm

Wed

i didn't realise that i didn't blog for so many days. well.. wanna blog yesterday.. but i decided to sleep early.. i think 9+ pm? or 8+ pm.??

it was kinda fun.



we had teambuilding for half-a-day @ NACLI, and i felt that i learnt a lot of things even it's a short duration. And of course, I'm in a winning group in a competitive game.

Reached office at around 2.30 pm. hmm.. cool.. worked for 3.5 hours, and a day was concluded.
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Thur

Today lagi best. Had a good working day before a public holiday. here how it goes:

Work started at around 0830. and ard 1000 hrs.. we had a small discussion.



an unique way of having discussion , even in a weird room - that's our life

we stood for 15+ mins having discussion in Pantry.

next at around 12pm, we went out of office for ORD lunch. Ah at dragon gate resturant.! ohh.. my man, it offered good food - tasty!



1st wave.



2nd wave



And the above 3 pictures are 3 waves of the 1st order! We had 8 persons on our table. Fantastic job of us.

the funny thing is: my friend wanted 3 pieces of Carrot Cake. But my friend who was taking the order interpreted wrongly. He thought he want 3 plates of 3 pieces of carrot cake. and he had a hard time putting it into his stomach.

At the end of the lunch, we all walked like humpty dumpty to our office

when we reached office at 2.30 pm and at 4 pm. we set to our new office - TRACOM. Damn. the place i stepped in since 1997.

and this is how my new table looks like:



another angle:



Will be shifting on 2nd June. Hmm.. still considering the mode of transport to my new office location.

And how many hours i worked today? 4 hours
And how many days i worked this week? 2.5 days

Is NS tough? Nah. not for me

Hmm.. i think my blog is kinda bored. Must think of way to make it more crappy. maybe the next entry.


Yingjia, see, you are dedicated for this entry. Happy or not?
:p

Missing Person. Reward: W$1000

I would like to know who is Juice and [H]ui that tagged at my blog.. Thanks

As i'm writing, i'm also typing. [ok this is la me] Ha Ha Ha Ha (try to imagine shinchan's way of laughing)

ok.. life today is quite normal.. and i bring up something that happened to me today...

Met up with a so-called accused and a security officer at my workplace whom she wanna see some officer. and she don't know how to speak eng. the security officer is a malay who can, unfortunately to her best, speak eng.

So both of them turned around at their location and with a same thinking - to find a person. And, i was there so both of them picked me up. ~phew~ can i reject it? cannot of course

with due respect, i shall not disclose the content of the conversation. Hmm, not to praise myself, i thought i might not done a good job, however and luckily, both of them understood my interpretation.

This reminded me of another issue. On two occasions at city hall mrt some months back, i was an internal tour guide to tourists. Guiding them to the destination station on the right platform/train [it's interchange, after all]. Hmm, the satisfactory of it is wonderful.

ok, like i said earlier on, i have nothing much to talk about tonight. so just put any thing that came through in my mind..

tomolo is another new day. so cya

Political stuff in singapore

wanted to type a lot of things down regarding political stuff.. and how the media is very unfair and baised towards opposition parties. but never mind.. going through blogs and blogs, i tumbled on this blog which said everything that i want to say

and yup, i encourage everyone to at least skim through all these entries

http://rockson.blogspot.com/2006/05/mandate-what-cheebye-mandate.html

http://rockson.blogspot.com/2006/05/last-day-before-voting-time-to-go.html

http://rockson.blogspot.com/2006/05/pua-cheebye-got-so-many-people-go.html

http://rockson.blogspot.com/2006/05/i-vote-for-james-gomes-that-cheebye.html

Voting Day

i think the PAP must be damn happy and proud lah.. that majority of the seats in the parliment belong to them. I think the opposition parties must work hard to strive for more seats, which i think will be possible for the next 10 years.

Went to Bedok to watch MI:3. ehh.. no choice gotta go there as it;s 2.50 cheaper. Anyway, i'm on MRT concession. so it doesn't actually cost much in total. Pretty nice show. Worth to watch. Far better than the 'War of the worlds'

We went to Geylang for dinner and, fuck, i will never go to that shop for dinner again. It cost us $77. Damn.. it's so expensive.. never in my life i will go there for such a costly dinner.



tian ji zhou



omelette

So we were wondering around over there while deciding where we are going next. As we were walking, (4 guys, 1 gal) we passed by those 'those' shophouses. and the gals came to me and asked me whether i want IT or not. i ignored them and walked away. so come the next shophouse, one of the gals smothered my arm and tickled me.

Ahh.. so weird. I am wondering do i have those sexual deprive aka desperate face and a message that shows: " Come to me, I need your service" on my face. -.-"Coz none of the 3 guys who were in front of me was touched or asked.

So we decided to Orchard and we chilled at one of the Mcdonalds. Soon, there was a couple walked in and, omg, she wore a skirt that is so short that i never ever see in my life before that. and we thought, well, ok. that's nothing special.

Until then, when she turned over after taking her order and go to her seat, what's shocking is.. we saw her nipples. Yup, i think a C cup, with two brown nipples popping out of her top. Raq, if i'm wrong on the cup size, pls enlighten me.

and i pity that Mcdonald stuff who was taking her order. I think he must had tried his best not to take order with her boobs. and the customer besider her just keep looking at her breast. well. can't help it. in fact, everyone is looking.

Last but not the least. My latest drawings some time back.



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Two prostitutes were in a taxi, on their way home after "work".

Bitch 1 : I smell sperm!

Bitch 2 : Sorry, I burped!

Missing Person. Reward: W$1000

I would like to know who is Juice and [H]ui that tagged at my blog.. Thanks

my future daughter-in-law?

It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter-in-law arrivesin the family, everything changes.

Some daughters-in-law are well trained and well mannered.

They don't come to change the family, they are there to............(read the story below to find out ....)
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The new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner.

As expected she gave a speech:

"My dear family, I ! thank you for welcoming me in my new home andfamily," she said, "firstly, my being here does not mean that I would wantto change your way of life, your routine. No, I will never do that, neverin a million years".

"What do you mean my child?" asked the father-in-law."

What I mean that is (looking at her father-in-law):

"Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them."

"Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it. Those who cooked shouldn't stop at my account, and those who used to clean should continue cleaning".

"Then what are you here for?" asked the mother-in-law."

"As for me, my job is to entertain your son!"

i'm just so luckless with money

housewarming

Had 1.6 k run today.. ahh.. that's quite a bit less. had running nose, didn't do proper warm-up, hot sun!! so those are the reasons..

then swimming-CUM-suntanning. ahh.. not bad.. from 10 to 11.45 pm.. didn't do it for 2+ months. thought today was pool-washing day, but luckily, as far as i know, they operate during public holiday that falls on mon.

went out with Lekmeng, Raq, then, Raymond. to westmall for makan at KFC. While i was queuing up to order my food:

This gal one the left, i'm not sure what she did and i wasn't facing her as i'm talking with Raymond, but as i turned back to the front. she suddenly fell down all the way to the floor!! omg.. so malu-ating



then watched The Wild, not a bad movie. quite funny. hmm.. and there's a lot of movie to catch this month. Ah.. as well as some problem too..

Rushed down to my cousin's house for housewarming and reached there at around 5.45 pm.

oh yar, saw yingyue on sat, and she said that i'm slimer.. muahah.. that's a good news.

and my sun nu, when will u be free for a weekend dinner at Alameen?

my new haircut