Home Sweet Home

alrite, after spending so much, i decided to put a stop to my spending power.

and yes, for the next 2 months, dun call me out and vice versa. my timetable will be:

Mon - Fri

Work, Home

Sat - Sun

Soccer (gotta source for one), Home

for the next 2 months. and yes. that's all

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While walking down the street one day, an MP from the People's Action Party (PAP) is tragically hit by a truck and killed. Hissoul arrives in Heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, itseems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official aroundthese parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says the MP.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'lldo is have you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then youcan choose where to spend eternity."

"There's no need! I want to be in Heaven," says the MP.

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator, the doors open, and he rides the elevator down, down, down. When the doors open again, the MP finds himself in the middle of a beautiful green golf course. In the distance is a club, and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in formal dress. They run to greet him, and they reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and caviar.

Also present is the Devil, who is a very friendly guy who has agood time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a goodtime that, before the senator realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a big hug and waves while the elevator rises.The elevator goes up, up, up, and the door reopens in Heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

So 24 hours pass with the MP joining a group of contentedsouls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by, and St. Peter returns.

"Well, you've spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven. Now,you must choose where you want to spend eternity."

He reflects for a minute and then answers, "Well, I wouldnever would have thought it, I mean Heaven has been delightful,but I think I would be better satisfied in Hell."

So Saint Peter escorts him to the elevator, and down, down,down he goes into Hell. Now, the doors of the elevator open, and he is in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags. And it's hot, hot,hot, and the odor is just horrible. Sweltering hot. Hot andmiserable. The Devil comes over to him and smoothly lays his arm around his shoulder.

"I don't understand," stammers the MP. "The day before Iwas here, and there was a golf course and club, and we atelobster and caviar and danced and had a great time. Now all there is is a waste land full of garbage, and my friends look miserable."

The Devil looks at the MP, smiles, and says,

"Yesterday we were campaigning. Today you voted for us."

Anyway, this is just for a joke. plus i'm a responsible blogger. so i must state that very clearly in this entry. if not i will being charged by the govt.

pls remember, this is purely a HARMLESS political joke