Logic in Lessons / Lessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate.
but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise.

"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
then waking up every morning

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn...

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........