Terrific Tips

Observed for nearly 23 years, I compiled a list of tips for everyone in their everyday's life.

1. Always use your fingers on your left hand to dig your nose to prevent the "gold" from reaching the other party; you never know when you will meet a person and a handshake may be needed.
   
   
2. When a woman is talking, listen hard. When a woman is nagging, still listen hard too; you never know when you need to response to her questions. If you fail to answer, there will be extra time for it!
   
   
3. Never be too good to a woman [Applicable to lesbian too; playing the lesbian role]. Woman, themselves, don't want to be treated too nice as well.
   
   
4. Never ask a woman on their geographical orientation, high chance you will lose your way. Tested, proven and confirmed.
   
   
5. To yes is no; and to no is yes. If you are confused, you are a guy; else you are a woman.
   
   
6. Never really believe a woman's answer. Because they don't even know what they want
   
   
7. If you are at least smiling a bit now; this is James Bob, else, this is James Bob too
   

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