i do actually yearn for it..

Man 1 : "My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my dick and say '1st gear, 2nd gear...'"

Man 2 : "My wife is worse! She puts my dickl inside her and say 'Full tank please'."

Question : What is the closest thing that is similar to a woman's period?

Answer : Your salary; it comes once a month, lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come, it means youare in big trouble!

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