dirty entry!

i came across one cheeky joke just now as i was surfing ppl's blogs and ehh.. i saved the lines but i forgot where i had taken it from.. here it goes:

one dae,

gal's mum:" u dunch climb the tree again!"

bud next dae, gal still climb the tree.

gal's mum:" tell u dunch climb the tree still go n climb?!?!"
gal:" huh...y? got a man gimme money leh!"
gal's mum:" becos he wanna c ur panties wad stoopid!"
gal:" huh!? but i nv wear any panties!"
gal's mum: (-_-)


haha.. and at the same time, i also surfed some Sex Health website... and extracted some sentences:

Fatal Consequences of Excessive Masturbation

• Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time
• Lower back pain
• Stress / Anxiety
• Thinning hair / Hair Loss
• Soft / Weak Erection
• Premature Ejaculation
• Eye floaters or fuzzy vision
• Groin / Testicular Pain
• Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone

holy shit.. i think i need to relax a bit ...

ha!