Adventure with SMRT
A very short journey of just 30 minutes can bring a tonnes of activities during the MRT ride.
First of all, i think the ladies will have a very good chance of winning the 100m dashes competition. There are ladies whom I saw wearing high heels running from the entrance of the mrt station and all the way to the platform in the hope of catching a train within 30 seconds.
Secondly, all the commuters would be trained to learn some magic. As the train were packed during every peak hour, commuters will then use their magic skills to slim them down so in order not to allow more passengers to come in as well.
Thirdly, we all have to learn how to strategically positioned ourselves so that as an individual, one can easy alight as well as not obstructing the other passengers' way. Which of course also explains why that Mas Selamat had been missing for 3+ weeks.
Fourthly, commuter might be able to learn the art of stoning as situation where the individual is a guy and was surrounded by a group of ladies of 4 sides with their front facing you. This technique is very important if that individual is a male, else, you will be sued for molesting. :)
Anyway, all these were mentioned for the fun of it. Please do not sue me, SMRT! haha.
First of all, i think the ladies will have a very good chance of winning the 100m dashes competition. There are ladies whom I saw wearing high heels running from the entrance of the mrt station and all the way to the platform in the hope of catching a train within 30 seconds.
Secondly, all the commuters would be trained to learn some magic. As the train were packed during every peak hour, commuters will then use their magic skills to slim them down so in order not to allow more passengers to come in as well.
Thirdly, we all have to learn how to strategically positioned ourselves so that as an individual, one can easy alight as well as not obstructing the other passengers' way. Which of course also explains why that Mas Selamat had been missing for 3+ weeks.
Fourthly, commuter might be able to learn the art of stoning as situation where the individual is a guy and was surrounded by a group of ladies of 4 sides with their front facing you. This technique is very important if that individual is a male, else, you will be sued for molesting. :)
Anyway, all these were mentioned for the fun of it. Please do not sue me, SMRT! haha.
posted by James Bob at 7:22 pm
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