Saturday, January 14, 2006

haha.. this is what u got for "piracy".. haha.. i've got this 'poem' from HB

no intention to take it for my own..

and i'm sure that all of my friends love this sex poem.. haha.. enjoy reading:

人之初 In the beginning
性本善 Sex is good
性相近 Basically, sex are all the same
习相远 But it depends on how the way you do it
苟不教 If you do not practise all the time
性乃迁 Sex will leave you
教之道 The way of mastering it
贵以专 Is very important to make love with only one person
昔孟母 Once a great mum, Mrs Meng
择邻处 Chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence
子不学 If you don learn hard
断机揉 Your dick becomes useless
窦燕山 Dou the famous
有义方 Owned an effective medicine
教五子 All his five sons took it
名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known
养不教 If your children don't know how to do it
父之过 It is your fault
教不严 If you are not strict when teaching
师之惰 Their teacher must be too lazy to teach them the details
子不学 If you refuse to learn
非所宜 It is a real mistake, because
幼不学 Your children will refuse to learn too
老何为 You will lose your ability when you're old

(edited entry)